Spam was grumpy, Tom was cool and I was starving
Spam hating the world
The jacket potato which I nearly ate all of until Tom mentioned the pedophile (that hangs around in barnet) used to stare whilst he drank his cup o tea, once he chundered into his mug and drank it again.
Spam had forgotten he was meant to be unhappy, so he stuck the spoon on his nose and pulled a face.
Tom smoking in front of a 'no smoking' sign
Look at this bad boy